There was a moose on the side of the road.
It had been hit by a car.
The authorities were contacted to remove it, but before that happened someone tied a Get Well Soon balloon to it.
I thought it was funny.
Other people lost their minds.
But honestly, someday the moose will get better.
He will be resurrected.
I determined that when I die I want someone to tie a Get Well Soon balloon to my casket.
Seems appropriate.

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